Frequently Asked Questions
Please order our cookie boxes from the Home Page. Thanks!
Is this for real?
Totally. We're no wimpy startup.
How does it work?
Add to cart. Decide whose day you wanna make (or ruin) & enter their address.
What happens after I give you my hard earned money?
We'll cough up a handful of misfortune cookies, put it in a nice little box with your recipient's address on top. We'll also include a business card telling them how stupid they are.
Will the recipient know who sent the box?
Not unless you tell them. Or accidentally type their email instead of your own when you place the order. But us? We'll never rat you out.
Why would I send something delicious to someone I hate?
Remember that feeling of betrayal when you sunk your teeth into a caramel coated apple only to realize it had been a Goddamn onion all along? Now remember the asshole who gave you that feeling. Get revenge. Put that awful taste back in their mouths when they least expect it. Our misfortunes will drown them in paranoia it's like a super evil placebo test.
Or just send it to your dumb friends. They'll appreciate your well mannered, evil sense of humor and think you're sophisticated. Ha! Don't need to thank us.
What if I don't know the address of the person I'm sending to?
I'm sure you can figure it out. If not, send it to their place of work is a better idea.
How long does shipping take?
We ship via USPS Priority Mail from our warehouse in NY. Your cookie box should reach its recipient in just 2-4 business day (for U.S. orders). If you're International please expect about 7-10 business days.
Who should I send evil cookies to?
Send them to your friends? they'll love it. Send them to your enemies? they'll hate it. Send them to yourself? You silly :P but we won't judge. Still haven't made up your mind? We have a list of the most promising candidates who may or may not enjoy your shenanigans. They can be your:
- Best friend/Crush
- Ex Girlfriend/Boyfriend
- Favorite Politician
- Your mean aunt/stealing uncle
- The person who told you to go eat a bag of dicks
- J.K. Rowling
- Yourself. You know it. Donald Trump knows it. We have the best cookies.
Are they certified Vegan/Gluten free?
HAHAHAHA! For the millionth time. No.
Serving Size: 4 Cookies (30g)
Amount Per Serving
Calories: 110 | Calories from Fat: 0
Total Fat: 0g 0%
Saturated Fat: 0g 0%
|Cholesterol: 0mg 0%||Sodium: 10mg 0%|
|Total Carbohydrate: 26g 0%||Dietary Fiber: 0g 0%|
|Sugars: 9g 0%||Protein: 2g 0%|
Bleached Wheat Flour, Water, Sugar, Margarine (Canola and/or soybean oil, partially hydrogenated soybean oil, water, lecithin mono & diglycerides, potassium sorbate (preservative), citric acid, artificial butter flavor, beta carotene (color), vitamin A palmitate), Natural and Artificial Flavor, Sodium Bicarbonate, Yellow 5 and Yellow 6.
Contains: Wheat, Soy