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Straight from hell. Anonymously sent to your enemy.

How Evil Works

Our "curses" are curated from the wisdom of old, designed to bridge cultures, and selected randomly for your consideration.

Check out the full list HERE.

Wait, are the curses real?

No. We run a prank shop, not a voodoo shop. But it can be real when your mind makes it real. That's how self-fulfilling prophecies usually work. Or inception. Let the idea of bad luck and failure wrap onto your enemies' minds like an annoying pink elephant.

You see, as decent human beings, we all enjoy watching our asshole friends suffer once in a while. At MildlyEvilShop.Com, we proudly provide the pain without the bloodshed. We keep our jokes and curses light-hearted while still making your idiot friend, annoying co-worker, bitchy ex-girlfriend or asshole neighbor cries themselves to sleep, asking "How could this happen to me?" over and over.

A mildly evil way of getting back or just making fun of that special someone.  Make them feel everything. Loved. Hated. Dazed. Confused. Disappointed. Curious. Furious. Paranoid. All at the click of your fingertips.

The best thing is, you will always have the option to reveal yourself in the end, or just leave them hanging in uncertainty, while you order the next strike in secret.

General advice: Don't reveal yourself right away if you plan to do this multiple times to guarantee maximum effect.  

How it works.

We only need 2 minutes of your time, your victim's address, and $14.99 plus shipping. Ready?

1. Add the evil cookies to your cart.

2. Put your email in the contact info. Your recipient's address on the shipping info. Check out.

3. Sit back, make a cup of coffee as we lasertag your target and deliver the payload. Watch them gasp and sob in misery. (Don't worry, your identity is safe with us)

4. Cue: Evil laugh. Rinse. Repeat. 

What are you waiting for? Order your evil cookies today! (Before your enemy does).

*** U.S. Orders typically arrive in 2-4 days via USPS. Please allow 7-10 days for international orders to arrive at your victim's.

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